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[incorrectlazytown]

Since you said share headcanons:

Sportacus originally never set out to be the children's collective parent/big brother. But after Defeeted, he basically had not so informal adoption papers drafted up because the kiddos helped him with the trick shoes. (And now he loves being "Sportadad").

Robbie Rotten, and by extension, Glanni Glæpur wear pink high heels. Why? Because European Monarchs once wore heels, and I think they'd like it.

this is what i’m talking about!

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[jojaxcola]

"can i ask YOU a question?"

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[maureen-corpse]

extremely funny genre of post on this web site is when people forget about places with a population density below a few thousand per square mile and are extremely confident about everything

someone says "all right everyone if you need access to this particular thing here's how you can figure out how to find that thing in your area, step one do this" and then one or two reblogs later they reveal that there was actually a secret step one and secret step one is "live in a major city where tracking this down isn't actually that much of an issue for you in the first place"

[akanemnon]

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[librarydilf]

drift compatibility continues to be one of my favorite ways to analyze a relationship. yes this ship is good but could they pilot a jaeger together LET'S DISCUSS

[forgettable-au]

Merry Easter! a question about the skelebros for the occasion: ignoring if they actually did celebrate, how would one of those community wide egg hunts go for them as young kids hehfhrhrh

I cant tell if either of them would be all that competitive, but I imagine itd still end in chaos

I don't even know if monsters would celebrate Easter because it implies them knowing about Jesus for some reason??? BUT they DO celebrate gyftmas!!! So, maybe this is something similar to that??

An event that is just similar to Easter

Anyways, I don't even know how that would go, but here's the little skeletons picking up eggs

Sans is very good at it for some reason, Wingdings is mad.

I like to think that maybe the other citizens in Snowdin are in charge of organizing everything

[deerspherestudios]

Okay, so surely, Mychael had to have heard of the concept of Christmas at some point, considering the mass amounts of "research" he's done. How much does he know about it exactly? Does he know about its origin? What it's about? Has he ever tried to celebrate with his chickens, or has he not bothered with the idea until MC shows up?

(Also, I feel like he's the type to bake a fruit cake, but like...actually good.) (Just in general, Christmas would be the perfect way to show off his baking skills. Frfr.)

I've answered before he's somewhat familiar with the major holidays humans celebrate, including Christmas. Don't expect him to be a wikipedia page about it, though. He'd walk into town and clock in on all the decorations and smells and instantly think: "Oh! It's crispmas again. Good for them, good for them."

Would he bother researching it? Ehh, sorta? The second it gets into religion his brain turns off unfortunately haha. At the end of the day, he sees it as another special human holiday celebrated at a certain time of the year with food and gatherings like any other he's already seen.

"Aren't all human celebrations about food and gatherings anyway?" See, he's a total expert! /lie

He's never celebrated with his chickens (that's too silly even for him haha) but he would definitely wanna try with MC if they celebrate it!

[luxmoogle]

i like to imagine that xion and roxas and sora would have matching costumes hehe

[egophiliac]

forgive me if this is spoilers for ovenbreak but

RAMBUTAN COOKIE 😭😭😭

AUGH

[ganondoodle]

🤝being sick of that damn goat man

Though mine are probably more basic because I just think they were cowards and should have made his design more monstery, WHERE'S THE TAIL AND PAWS HUH.

see at first i even liked his design (just that though, in the tutorial i called him being a twist villain bc i had way too much faith into the writing lmao), but man going back through my stream recordings i was trying to be so nice to the game until the very end, i really didnt want to accept how much i disliked evrything lol, at least now i feel free to just yell about how much i hate it

anywaym they dIDNT EVEN GIVE HIM GOAT EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOAT EYES! TWO THUMBS! LIGHT FERN HAIR APPENDAGE! HOOVES! TAIL! FULLY FURRED! (he looks too smooth in canon, fuckimg smooth yoda ass rauru)

[annabelle--cane]

Can I listen to the singing of your morally neutral amulet?

SHE'S MINE

[ominous-signs]

I wonder how some of my posts quickly gain traction and then I remember just how many people follow me

[starleska]

the brilliant @yaminerua has cracked the case!!! i couldn't agree with them more: it looks like Mr. Ring-A-Ding's unusual, buglike appearance was partially inspired by Hoppity the Grasshopper from Mr. Bug Goes to Town, a 1941 Fleischer production 👀 fantastic find there Rua!! i'm excited to learn more specifics about the development of Mr. Ring-A-Ding, but it would work wonderfully if he's made up of a pastiche of Fleischer influences between the early 1930s and mid 1940s 💖

[hakusins]

♡ PC Update ♡

Eri the Orphan -> Eri the Veil

In most common mythology/folklore, 'the veil' is often used in reference to the existence of a 'border' between two realities, one of the world of man and the other of the world of those beyond our comprehension. It is not exclusively meant to define a 'border' between worlds, but often the veil refers to the act of also obscuring things from other's gazes.

Auriga, the Dark Elk, the Violet Void - is the taint that threatens to corrupt and destroy the world as we know it. The source of all the depravity of the world and the main culprit to why the Town is the way it is. All that is natural is twisted into a perverted comedy all for the amusement of one cruel entity, and as of late - it threatens to come back into the World from whatever void it has been banished to. The cult of the 'Children of Auriga' has made it their life's mission to gnaw at the locks that keeps Auriga from coming back into their World to cause havoc. But how could they do so, when the 'veil' to Auriga is nowhere to be found?

That is because the 'veil' or also known as the 'gateway' is not a physical border that one can cross, but rather exists as a person. The person of interest that seems to have captivated everyone of the Town. The tether - the bridge for Auriga to find their way back into this world, through the body of one young woman whose dealt the worst hand by the fates. Eri, the Veil of Auriga. The Seed of Ruin. Auriga's Future Vessel.

Edit: ALMOST FORGOT!! big thanks to my good friend Lee for picking out Eri's new title!!!!

[hisui555]

Cooking commentary

Or, as my grandma would say : "That's a dish traditionally enjoyable by two people : one to distract the cook, the other to throw it out the nearest window."

Bonus :

(Had the idea to have Hero try to comfort him with kind words, only to accidentally finish him - "Don't worry I mess up vivariums too sometimes and then I can't house the beetles I catch" - with Assok laughing their fabric ass off but... meh, long enough already.)